islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

(via hotboyproblems)

When getting out of the pool…

sergiovargott:

Expectations:

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Reality:

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(via greed)

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

i have spent almost my whole life hating myself so dont u dare tell me im Too Confident now

(via assume)

ugly:

do u ever see a dog and ur like wow i want that dog

(via unpopuler)

bowlingforsoup:

id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post

(via humorking)

greed:

i wish i didnt look like a foot

(via eventuate)

jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle

(via hotboyproblems)

kyary:

when youre very proud of yourself

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(via ugly)

thotette:

do you ever look at a teacher that you know has kids and just think like who the fuck did the frickle frack with you

(via shouldnt)

hearturs:

i want a boyfriend so i can take a picture of his hand on my thigh and upload it on tumblr

(via lustdiamonds)

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(Source: tiredestprincess, via unretrieved)

alecwoodlight:

im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot

(Source: alrightevans, via hotboyproblems)